
Queen’s Not Racist Anymore, According to Provost
Senate hears that Queen’s has enough faculty of colour, they’re just bringing down our rankings

Queen’s Takes Home Most Creative Budget Award
Judges praise ability to hide $60.1 million surplus and to transform strong investment returns into gloomy outlook

Investigators Call Off Search for Vision in Bicentennial Document
“We will continue to look for leadership and direction in the coming months,” says spokesperson
$60.1 Million Surplus to Fund Core Mission: New Construction on Campus
Queen’s decides to rebrand as Real Estate Group: “it’s where most of our efforts have been focused for the last years, so why not go all the way?”


New Report: We’re All One University
Reveals united plans for the destruction of the arts, humanities, and social sciences
Queen’s tops Maclean’s Austerity Rankings!
Second in the country in overworked faculty and fourth in underspending on students
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Queen’s is second from the bottom in student-faculty ratio, and fourth from the bottom in operating budget per student. Full details linked in the headline.
Super Computing is Just Super!
VP Research Nancy Ross praises moves that put all Queen’s future eggs in the AI basket

- AI Czar fixed climate change, says senior administration. (No comment on environmental harms of AI computing.)
- Rumoured investment in AI resources complements hiring and budget freeze in other areas
Announcing the 1st annual Austerity Awards!
Please submit nominations using this form until November 21, 2025.
